Thursday, December 25, 2008

WHO AM i...?

एक नही, अद्वितीय हूँ मैं,
त्रिशक्ति से लबरेज, चतुर्थ आयाम हूँ मैं,
पञ्च तत्वों से बना, वो षष्ठंम भी मैं,
सप्त्सुरी गीतों और सतरंगी ख्वाबों से भरा वो समुंद भी मैं,
आंठों पहर हूँ जागता, नवरसों का धनि हूँ मैं,
दसों दिशाओं में विचरता वो दशावतार हूँ मैं,
हर एक में बसा वो एक भी मैं,
देख सके तो देख के तू ही हूँ मैं...

A to Z of terrorism


Man is a bad case....isnt it?

A

Astrologer = A terrorist earning his/her bucks by taking advantage of the fear of FUTURE that exists in the minds of his/her patrons.

B

Buisnessman = A man terrifying his customers by labeling his products " terrific" & other's as "horrific".

C

Cricketer = Terrifying you with his no balls, wide balls & free hits that crash your windows & asks you to pay...errr play.

D

Doctor = He is licensed to kill but does not kill, instead, he terrifies you with tests, reports, x-rays & prescriptions for which he gets commission & freebies. Never mind the un-healthy bills.

E

Engineer = His designs are bound to kill you. A master of adulteration. We wont need encroachment removal department if he has his way.

F

Father = A man who introduces you to terror. Do it as i say or.............

G

Girlfriend = forever terrorising you to not to touch her before marriage.

H

Husband = Best example of how a terrified person turns into a terrorist himself..

I

Industrialist = A sophisticated terrorist with police, law, politician, media & almost everything else but for honesty on his side. WHY...???? bcoz money is power, silly !

J
Judiciary =
Terrorises you with their orders given with blindfolded eyes & senses insensitive to sense the tilt of balance. Time is something it has in abundance but the same can not be said for justice.

K
Kkkiller serials
= Please...do i need to elaborate...????

L

Lawyers = Terrorising you with their black coats & black knowledge. Laws are for laymans. They are beyond laws coz they can fix it...twist it... & make you look like a fool.

M
Media =
Terrorizing you early in the morning, in fact 24 into 7, in such interesting ways that you & me are bound to think that they are our saviours. Spreading terror is their hobby.

N
Netas =
Leaders that lead from the front in terrorising us. First they seek your trust vote, then they pretend that they are your servants & then they make a parasite out of you...helpless & hopeless parasite...

O
Osama =
Poor chap ! He feels lonely at the top. The guy needs to check this list.He is in august company.

P

Police = Custodians of terror. What to do...??? They will all lose their jobs if there are no thieves, no pirates, no criminals....

Q

Quran = The holy text used by the perpetrators of terrorism to justify acts of terror...for that matter one can include all the holy texts including The Bible, The Gita & The Granth Sahib...

R

Rationalist = A terrorist who indulges in dividing the planet Earth into man made divisions of caste, creed, colour, country & sex. No prizes for guessing the current heart throb...its no more a secret...a raj

S

Students = Terrorizing parents, teachers, society, fellow motorists & bikers, industry etc. etc. all alike with their "me, myself & me again" attitude. Net is their weapon to do so. Beware...they are intelligent criminals in a hurry to reach the top.

T
Teachers =
They terrorize you with their teachings. They teach you their perspective of truth & not the truth. They fill your minds with filth instead of educating (to draw you out). Watch Aastha & Sanskar channels to know the 'jhooth'.

U
U =
Yes you..... & me too...when we become part of the list by giving in to fear or terror to justify our immediate greed. Acts such as purchasing or taking on rent pirated cd's, Dvd's, bribing, not paying tax, destroying - damaging - dirtying public places, national property & mother Earth...etc. etc. all fall in this category.

V
VIP's =
President, Governors, CJI, Commissioners, Collectors, Majistrates & so on & so forth terrorize common man by mis-using power. Their carcades render us insecure & their demeanour makes us greedy for power.

W

Wives = A must have...if you want to learn to fight terrorism. As a T-Shirt read " i am not afraid of terrorists............................i am married"

X

X-factor = No one knows what it is...may be its a knack to know how not to be at wrong places at the wrong time. Do not consult Vilasrao Deshmukh & sons...

Y

Youngistan = Thats the place to be if you feel more terrorized after reading this terrifying blog. Contact Pepsi co. for more details.

Z
ZZZzzzzz.....
= thats what is left to do if you can not be the change that you are so desperately & passionately seeking in others.


MERRY X'MAS

&

WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR

Monday, October 27, 2008

Festival of Lights


The festival of lights was round the corner & so just like everybody else i too started to make arrangements to welcome the bounties. i started with dusting off the dust that keeps on settling in my house & in my shop ; but i forgot to dust off the prejudices that has settled in my mind over the years. i then repainted & re-furnished & decorated my house & shop afresh ; but i kept on ignoring the ideas that are new. i helped in preparing home made sweets & snacks to welcome my guests with ; but did not find the time to sweeten my feelings & emotions. i bought new clothes & utensils & gadgets that were expensive...all the time cursing the share market that has taken a nose-dive that everyone knew but again i failed to address the greed n fear factor in me which is not that new. i also bought a lot of firecrackers...more than my neighbour did & made a lot of noise but by the end of it i was full of remorse. NO, not for the pollution or egoistic trip i took in those few hours BUT for the money that i lost in the process. i did light up my house n my shop with electrical lights...a series of them & also with earthern lamps but i never gave a damn to light a lamp unto myself, within. Ritually i offered my prayers to all the Gods that really matter & put a strong case in front of Them to fulfill my demads as soon as possible ; forgtting entirely to thank for the bounties that i already possess...bounties that i did nothing to deserve. i did celebrate the festival of light as i was taught & as i wrote about in my school essays but then why do i still feel so empty...so sad...so...so...i do not know what. Did i commit a blunder in not listening to the voice within or is it because i could not find enough courage to listen up to the silence within.....???

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Ravana is alive & kicking


So...men in India have just burnt the effigies of Ravana, thinking that they have actually killed the mighty ten faced Ravana.Remember one needs to be a Rama to do that & to be a RAMA in the current scenario seems to be somehow beyond humanity & so every year the Ravana is back with venegeance, with more pomp & show, with increased vigour & size & trust me ...we humans are really happy to see him back. Do you know why...??? Because he gives us a chance to burn something we hate in others BUT so indulgently justify in self.
By the way do you know the ten faces of the current day Raaavan...??? They are :
1) GREED
2) VIOLENCE
3) LUST
4) EXPECTATIONS
5) EGO
6) COMPARISON
7) POLITICS
8) BLAME GAME
9) SELFISHNESS
&
most definately YOU.

Right naa...U devil ???

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

चुनने की भूल...


फूलों के ही दीवाने हैं सब,
कांटो से दिल कौन लगाये,
कांटे ही लिए बैठें हैं अब,
फूल तो कब के मुरझाये...

चुनने की भूल की थी तब,
अब तो यह राज़ साफ़ नज़र आए,
खुशबु बनकर महके है रब,
रब ही तो कांटो में समाये...

Saturday, October 4, 2008

TEN COMMANDMENTS

Man is a bad case....isnt it???

Few mindboggling examples of the species called " homo sapiens":

1. Terrorism in the name of religious fanatism.

2. Corruption in the name of capitalism.

3. Power mongering in the name of democracy.

4. Dictatorship in the name of communism.

5. Marriage in the name of family.

6. Sex in the name of love.

7. Death insurance in the name of life insurance.

8. Fear of unknown in the name of astrology.

9. Cunningness in the name of education.

10. Success in the name of comparison.

True to its nature...no other species on this planet engages itself in such glorious human designs, not to this effect, atleast. You know why...??? Because their IQ is pretty low compared to us, they dont have free will, they are destined, they cant be programmed & they are not capable of creating chaos.

So...three cheers to the design called MAN...hip hip HURREY..hip hip HURREY..hip hip....HU..

BUT....why is there such a silence??? why nobody seems happy??? why everybody is faking happiness just like a professional prostitute fakes orgasm??? why...why...why...???

Monday, September 29, 2008

THE QUINTESSENTIAL SEARCH

That ideal mate...that ideal love...that ideal life...that ideal song...that ideal job...that ideal house...that ideal car...that ideal anything n everything else that u so desperately search for in this world, IS already PRESENT within YOU.
i can see the disbelief writ large on your lovely face.......hmmmm... you dont trust me. Well why should you...? i mean when you do not trust YOURSELF, how can you trust a complete nobody like me...? But wait a minute i can perfectly understand if you do not believe in me or my words BUT you are not stranger to yourself...Are you? No na...then why dont you trust yourself by searching yourself & finding out yourself whether you...yes dear YOU, possess all that wealth that i blog of. At the most what will happen...? Either you will find out that you are EMPTY (which in anycase you are) and will curse me for making you go through a rigorous process of searching yourself & hate me for wasting your precious time OR...you will find yourself & be happy for the rest of your life n death.
Does this sound interesting...? Are you really interested...? i know your answer....its a big big NO...loud n clear. Ok Ok but dont you wanna try...once at least. NO... You sure...? NOOOOO....

ok ok i give up....thats why i call MAN IS BAD KASE....isnt he?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Man is a bad case....isnt it?
सुकून मेरे अल्फाजों में नहींएक फांस है,
अंदाज़-ऐ-बयां में नश्तर सा एहसास है,
चुप ही रह जाते हम बेदर्द,
शुक्र के वो बर्दाश्त-ऐ-हुनर आपके पास है...
दो कोड़ी का तुम्हारा ये विशवास है,
शब्द में ही छुपी एक आस है,
टूट जाता एक ज़रा हवा के झोंके से,
रह जाती फकत दिलों में फांस है...
फिर न कहना के हम तुम्हारे ख़ास हैं,
हमे मालुम तुम्हारे सब अंदाज़ हैं,
बिखर जाती है सब नाज़-ओ-अदाएं,
खोले जब भी हमने कुछ राज़ हैं.........

Sunday, September 21, 2008

An ode to THE DARK KNIGHT & THE JOKER


i AM STRANGE ; MY WAYS STRANGER STILL
EMOTIONS i DO HAVE A RANGE ; MY WORDS BUT KILL
U CHERISH ORANGES ; i EAT CHILLIES AT WILL

me a psychic case ; illness u cant heal
me MAN_IS_BAD_KASE ; figuring me out a drill
u like to be an ace ; me joker of thrill

i FLY ALONE ; FLIGHT FREE OF FRIGHT & BILL
LIVING IN A CRAZY ZONE ; ENTRY THROUGH A NIL
U LOVE TO GET KNOWN ; i AFRAID i AM ILL

awestruck being a blunder ; in death do i deal
i keep stinging wonders ; my voice a shrill
u've feelings so tender ; i've spades to till

i AM NO GOOD ; TELLS ME EVERY JACK n JILL
ME KNOWS ME RUDE ; WISHES AIN'T EASY TO FULFILL
U LOVE WHEN IN MOOD ; OH! GOD GIVE ME THAT PILL

agreed me mystirious ; i sit on a thorny hill
u right to be furious ; i shiver i chill
hate me i am injurious ; filth about to spill

ME A DEADLY DEFECT ; MADE IN GOD'S OWN MILL
MY EGO CLUMSY, INFACT ; BLAME IT ON MY STONY " dil "
ON SOCIETY U A GOOD IMPACT ; ME A FOOLISH DEVIL

me in severe guilt ; bearing self a skill
how come i got built..? ; my parents never wanted this ill
u live to the hilt ; zilch! me too little

ME A THREAT TO MANKIND ; MY THEATRICS EVIL
i AM BRAT i AM UNKIND ; MY ADVANCES EVIL
U BE HAPPY U BE GREAT ; i SULK i AM EVIL

i hope... NO MORE CURIOSITY
...NO MORE ANIMOSITY
...NO MORE FEROCITY
now that i confess...ME NO SAINT
...ME NO MYSTIC
...ME A DESPERATE EVIL
patiently waiting behind ur masks ; i've no frills
HA HA HA HA HA hi hi hi hi hi HU HU HU HU HU ..........

Sunday, September 7, 2008

lack of love


i am love ; surrounded by the stories of lack of me,
They come to me from near & far, from all corners of the planet Earth,
They are deep, they are grave & they are sad,
but tell u what ; they are not bereft of me...
Be it the story of a cocky husband or an estranged wife,
be it the story of a selfish brother or an indiffernt sister,
be it the story of a lonely father or a dependent mother,
i am in each one of them ; some germinating with me, some are rife...
i wonder how they cant feel me when they are infact me,
it was me when as a child u ran after me in gay abandon,
i was u, i was the running & i was the butterfly,
it was me when as an adolescent u first gave me your heart,
i was u, i was the sweetheart & i was the cry,
in youth u were confused, u were bemused, u were free,
u searched me in ur lover, in wealth & in health,
u tried to find me in ur best friend, in wine & in dine,
u wandered everywhere, u found me nowhere, u lost in the sea,
i was everywhere, i am NOW HERE, why couldn't u see...
exhausted as an adult, u gave me up & kept urself busy,
but even in ur busyness, u felt alone & thought of me,
i was in ur work, i was in ur dreams, i was in all ur pursuits,
i was waiting for u, i kept on waiting, i am still waiting...
u grew up more in the worldly sense & got more tensed & distanced from me,
u sought for me in temples & in rituals, in masters & in books,
everywhere u found an emptiness, the void persisted in thee,
i knew u were thirsty, i knew u no more lusty,
i opened up my arms but still u didn't enter in me...
now on ur death bed, mind not clear, u wait in fear,
u think what went wrong, u mourn & u groan,
i silently sit by ur side & wanna tell u neat & clear,
i mourn, i cry & i die for u more than u for me,
Oh ! dear what a waste of time, of life & of prime,
what a bliss it could have been, what a life it could have been,

only if u would have paid some attention,

only if u would have lived moment to moment,
onlu if u would have searched me inTHEE...

U are my house, U are my abode, thru U do i float,
U are my creation, i am Ur creator, together we create this world & this sea,
how did U got lost in this world, why didn't U see,
Oh! what a loss...? BUT...wait a minute...
there is still a hope & there still a chance,
i seek one more chane from THEE,
this time please don't FORGET...,
do not forget coz i can't preach, i can't speak,
i can't decide for u as u can for me,
know once for all that i am U & U are me,
please do not forget as i can't force me upon u as u can on me...
i AM LOVE ; SURROUNDED BY THE STORIES OF LACK OF ME....!

Friday, June 6, 2008

Hi there...Are you there?

https://youtu.be/I2REZSj4XnE

Hi...there,

I invite your views on the title of my blog.

Is man a bad case...?

I think s/he is.

How else do u explain the deterioration of planet EARTH...?

I mean just look at the way we are living on this beautiful planet...with greed, with hatred, with animosity, with fear, with selfishness......so forth & so on.

No other living being on this planet distorts its own abode or habitat the way humans do. All these because we call ourselves the most evolved species on Earth...the only species which is very much aware of its existence...the only species which has got the power to choose, to analyse, to think, to create & to destroy too. Its only we who do not live by the nature or is it that destruction is inbuilt in our nature..our primal instinct?

Agreed that our species is also responsible for bringing so many wonders to this world...wonders like LOVE, COMPASSION, CARE, UNDERSTANDING, KINDNESS etc.etc. but one look at the overall scenario as on date and one realizes that all is not well with us..that the virtues of our negativity outnumber & outweigh the virtues of our positivism.

BUT then, therein lies the glimmer of hope that this tilt, this balance can as well shift to the positive side provided we are ready to correct ourselves, to analyse ourselves, to put things in right perspective for a better world.

HOW....?

Well keep on blogging this blog & you will see the change by being the change yourself. In fact u will be the very basis & part of this change. I firmly believe that this can be done.
Yes I do...I do...I do

Do u share this belief....or can you?